24 ways to win a girls heart..

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'john tesh you,' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop pinkberrying about the cold right now, you're going to be pinkberrying about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

24. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!

10 Tips For Perfect Kissing

Do you kiss like a sink plunger? Snog like a fish or have been told you kiss like a vampire? Well help is on hand! We have Ten Tips that will have you kissing like a real Romeo with enough passion to have your lady weak at the knees in no time!

Lip Maintenance

Your lips are one of the most sensitive parts of your body, they are are prone to sun and wind damage which can make them dry or chapped. As a perfect kisser you do need to have nice lips. We are not suggesting that you start to wear ladies lippy! lol but a little lip balm on a regular basis will keep your lips very soft and kissable.

Relationship Status

Before you even think about going in for a snog you need to think about your relationship with the lady in question. Have you just met? Have you been seeing her for a while? Is she your wife or long term partner? You need to tailor your kiss depending on your relationship status, after all you don’t want to scare the poor girls away by getting too passionate to quickly.

Read The Signs?

There is nothing more embarrassing than going in for a kiss before the girl or lady is ready, it leads to blushing (yes men blush !!) and you’ll no doubt feel like a right plonker. Read your girls body language, is she getting closer to you? Is she touching you affectionately? There will be signs that she’s thinking of kissing you or wanting to kiss you, so make sure you pay attention. This way you will know the right moment. Hat tip: check out our Signs Of Attraction article if your not to sure where you stand!

Gently Does It

It’s always best to go in gently with the first kiss, there’s no rush and it’s always nice to tease a little. Start off softly, gently brushing your lips against hers, even if you’ve been with the girl or lady for a long time. Show her you have a sensual side and give her a taste what may come later. Depending on how she responds you can then decide to get more passionate or not, this way you are less likely to get it wrong.

Body Space

Don’t be too up close and personal straight away as she may feel uncomfortable especially if it’s a new relationship. The last thing you need is her thinking you are too full on. Try to let her move towards you, this way she will feel in control of the kiss and relaxed enough to let things flow.

Don’t Drown Her

For goodness sake make sure you give yourself chance to swallow, from a kissers point of view nothings worse than feeling like your snogging a wet fish. It is possible to swallow just using your tongue towards the back of your mouth, this way you don’t have to break the perfect kiss. The kiss should be perfect for you and her so make sure she doesn’t feel like she’s drowning!

To Tongue Or Not To Tongue

French kissing (using your tongue) should only be used at the right moment, again you have to assess your relationship and situation. Slipping your tongue into a girls mouth when you are on a first date can be seen as too forward as well as possibly embarrassing for her. Also passionately French kissing in the wrong place or at the wrong time can again cause embarrassment for your lady as well as people around you. If you want to be the perfect pucker upper then you need to keep French kissing to moments when you have a chance to take things further. Depending on the girl, 99% first time kisses are done in private. The perfect French kiss should be slow, teasing and sexy, just like foreplay.

Hands On?

Knowing what to do with your hands can leave you feeling awkward after all you don’t want to seem like an octopus but you don’t want to seem like an amateur either. You can combat this by showing your affection without copping a feel. While you are sharing your intimate moment you could gently take her hands in yours, maybe softly cup her face with your hands or if it’s not a new relationship you could caress up and down her back to make her tingle all over. Again you are showing her what may come later.

Eyes Wide Open

While you enjoying your perfect kissing moment with your beautiful lady don’t be tempted to open your eyes to see if she has hers open. We’ve all been there and as you know, the moment you do, your eyes lock and you instantly break the kiss. Be confident enough to keep your eyes closed and just enjoy the experience. If she opens her eyes and sees that yours are closed there’s a good chance she’ll get back to enjoying the experience.

Practice Makes Perfect

Don’t panic if you aren’t a great kisser, like everything practice does make perfect and if you use our tips, with time your kissing skills will improve. You may find that some of these tips aren’t for you and some are. Everyone is different and don’t forget not all girls and ladies are good kisser’s either so you are not alone.

Dating Tips - What to do on the first date?

All the dates are important, but first date with someone is something different, so why not make it special. You can make it special in your own way, but here are some small things which you should follow:

What to do on the first date?

1. If possible, be there before time, if not then be on time atleast.
2. Be sure that she is comfortable with you at that place, else change the place.
3. Talk about something interesting.
4. Be yourself, and let her be interested in you rather than in what you are not.
5. Make her enjoy your talks.

You must have heard ” First Impression Is The Last Impression” - Mind it.

How to know if he loves you or not?

These are the most common questions today:

Does he love me? or Does he only pretends that he love me?

How to know that he really loves you or not?

He loves you:

- If he always have time for you even if he is busy for others, and never ignores you.

-If he is there for you in your good and bad times.

-If he really like to be involved in your family and friends.

-If he calls you again and again just to listen your voice.

He loves you not:

-If he doesnt like to introduce you to his friends and family.

-If he keeps ignoring you and always pretend to be busy even if he is not.

-If he doesnt like to talk with you over the phone.

-If he ignore the talks about the future of your relationship.

Difference Between A Kiss And A Smooch

Kiss: A quick and gentle touch with the lips of a person to cheeks, forehead or any other part of the other.

1. Kiss is quick.

2. Kiss can be given to your mother, father, brother, sister, friend.

3. Kiss can be given on forehead, cheeks, lips or anywhere.

4. Kiss is a gentle touch.

Smooch: A slow kiss from lips to lips involving opening of mouth and expressing sexual thoughts, also known as an enthusiastic kiss.

1. Smooch takes a longer time than a kiss.

2. Smooch can be given only to whom you love or your beloved.

3. Smooch is done from lips to lips.

4. Smooch is gentle, but can be wild too.

Kissing Tips - How to kiss a girl?

When you are going for a kiss, please keep these things in mind:

1. Your mouth should not stink.
2. Your body should be fresh and should not be stinky.
3. Choose some private place instead of some public place as you will not enjoy that in a public place, most of the girls are not comfortable on a public place.
4. Your partner should also be ready to kiss you.

How to go for the kiss:

1. Be in a cool and comfortable position.
2. Play some soft romantic music, if you can.
3. Talk about your relation or something romantic.
4. Hold your sweetheart gently from the waist or neck or face which ever you find suitable at that movement.
5. Get closer to her neck, take a deep breath there and kiss her neck gently.
6. If you feel that she is enjoying it, then go a little bit wild and keep kissing her neck.
7. Then kiss her forehead gently, followed by kissing her cheeks.
8. Give her a gentle kiss on her lips (lip kiss), and if you feel both of you are comfortable with it, then go for a smooch.

At the time of kissing, do remember:

1. To close your eyes, it makes the kiss more passionate.
2. The girl should be comfortable kissing you, and not to force her is she is uncomfortable.
3. Do not bite soft areas of other person for example lips, tongue etc.

What Are The True Love Test

Everyone wants to know whether the person who they are having a Relationship

with truly loves them. Most of the time you already know that the person does not love you but there is no harm in taking a true love test to confirm this. When taking a true love test you need to be honest with yourself. At the end of the day you want to know the truth, you do not want to lie to yourself so when you finally know the truth, do yourself a favor and do the right thing. If you find out that the person does not really like you, you should move on. You are a great person, there are people out there who would really like to date you, give them the space to do so.


Take a true love test quiz today and know for sure if the person who claims to love you really does love you. Warning though, you might not even know that you notice some things in your partner until you take this quiz. If your partner is out what do you feel? Do you feel sad, happy or relaxed? When you go out together, do you hang around each other a lot or do you mingle with your friends and spend very little time together? When your partner tries to talk to you, do you listen, act distracted or do you get bored? If you fought about something, what do you always feel like doing? Walking out of the house never to show up again, or do you reach out and apologize?

If you were to be asked to explain why the two of you are in love with each other what would you say? Would you find trouble explaining why you are so in love with them or would you go on and on about why you are in love with your partner. If he or she were sitting next to you, would you be looking at them while saying this or would you be looking at the person who asked you that very question? If the true love test asked you to list down what you do not like about your partner, would the list be too long or would it be too short. If the next question is for you to list down things you like about the person, how long will the list be? If anyone asked what you would do for your mate, what would you say you would do? Would you give the answer without thinking much about it or would you hold back on what you would do for your mate.

Now after taking the true love test, go right ahead and be your own judge. Like I already said, we always know if we love the person we have or we don’t. You can twist the questions around and instead of you answering them you can answer them for your partner. For example if you were talking to your partner how does he or she act, distracted, all attentive or simply bored. The same goes for all the other questions. After finding out the answers to that, you already have an idea of whether your partner loves you or not.